The Closest You Can Get To Owning A Pet Cheetah

Just heard about this new cat breed called the savannah, which is a hybrid between a female house cat and a male serval (which is a medium-sized wildcat native to Africa). Suweeet! They're allegedly super loyal and friendly and will follow you around the house like a dog, as well as playfully pounce or headbutt you when you get home. It can jump 8 feet from a standing position and likes to play in water. It also eats raw meat. I'm having legitimate difficulty wrapping my brain around how awesome this pet is! Basically a mini-cheetah that will fist-bump me with its head when I get home and then we can eat beef jerky together and then hop in the shower....OHMYGOSHINEEDITNOW!!!!